GREEN PLATAN,BY ORLANDO VICENTE SHORT HUMOR: THE NEW PLANTAIN VIANDA TO PREVENT COLON CANCER.

 

SHORT HUMOR: THE NEW PLANTAIN VIANDA TO PREVENT COLON CANCER.

  SHORT HUMOR: THE NEW PLANTAIN VIANDA TO PREVENT COLON CANCER.

  After seeing in FB so much publicity to the Broccoli and the very Cuban Mango. Scientists from the Institute of Immunology of Havana have discovered that Platain is the best prophylactic for this type of cancer. But you have to eat it raw, green and with its skin.

  But a collateral reaction has emerged that holds the researchers contained. The emergence of platain monkey syndrome, brought is not known when from Africa. They have discovered that it is produced by consuming the Platain without any type of meat, whether it is a caw , pork or chicken meat. But that it prevents cancer is true.

   Humanity has survived thousands of years with only the consumption of green plantain. But the reality is that the Rhesus monkeys chosen for the investigations undoubtedly demonstrated the appearance of the new Syndrome.

  And the scientists scared and hurried by the military that they govern look for a new source of food for the people and they have returned to our aborigines: raw yucca, more nutritious, but the problem is that it destroys the ass for the constipation that it produces.

         Orlando Vicente Alvarez