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Friday, February 24, 2023
Thursday, February 28, 2019
MODERN URUGUAYAN CUBAN COMPLIMENT TO A GIRL.
MODERN URUGUAYAN CUBAN COMPLIMET TO A GIRL.
Three nights ago we were walking along the path a friend philosopher and me.Suddenly in the opposite direction comes a girl about 20 years old. Tall, curly blond hair and long, thin features, voluptuous breasts, a waist sheathed in a short denim shorts showing the cheeks of the rear and fabulous legs wel.
l turned.She walked as if the path was a catwalk to show her charms. I was silent first, stunned by so much beauty in bloom. I came up with many Cuban compliments that here in Uruguay might be offensive.I turned when the girl passed by and from my lips came this gallantry:
My God! IF YOU LOOK LIKE A SWEDISH MODEL. God spent all his wisdom in making you by hand! And He lost the orma!
The girl smiled like the Monna Lisa and continued on her way to the beach.My friend stopped and rebuked me:
-But how do you think to talk to a woman like that? Look that for less than that they accuse you of "Sexual Harassment" and they judge you.
I justifying myself, saying:
-Women will always want a respectful gallantry or an original compliment from the man. This raises her self-esteem and makes her feel sensual to man. The most she could scream was "Old Green man" but none of that happened. It is seen that the compliment praised her.
-Good. You get in trouble for not following my advice. See that the famous Diva Mirtha Legrand made a meme in FB with her portrait of an old woman saying that she "Christopher Columbus had raped her at age 16" She did not flinch. And that she is a powerful woman
.-You keep still reading the German philosopher Edmund Gustav Albrecht Husserl and his Transcendental Philosophy, that I will continue to admire female beauties although they call me an "old green man".
ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
Friday, February 22, 2019
PIROPO CUBANO URUGUAYO MODERNO
PIROMO CUBANO URUGUAYO MODERNO.
Hace tres noches paseábamos por la vereda un
amigo filósofo y yo.
De pronto en dirección contraria viene una
chica como de 20 años. Alta, pelo rubio enrulado y largo, facciones finas,
senos voluptuosos, una cintura enfundada en un corto short de mezclilla que
mostraba los cachetes del trasero y unas fabulosas piernas bien torneadas.
Caminaba como si la vereda fuese una pasarela
para mostrar sus encantos. Yo quedé primero en silencio, pasmado ante tanta belleza
en flor. Se me ocurrieron múltiples piropos cubanos que aquí en Uruguay quizás serían
ofensivos.
Giré al pasar la chica y de mis labios salieron
esta galantería: ¡Dios Mío! SI PARECES UNA MODELO SUECA. ¡Dios se gastó toda su
sabiduría al confeccionarte a mano!
La chica sonrió como la Mona Lisa y continuó
su camino en dirección a la playa.
Mi amigo se detuvo y me increpó:
-Pero ¿Cómo se te ocurre hablarle así a una
mujer? Mira que por menos que eso te acusan de “Acoso Sexual” y te hacen
juicio.
Yo, justificándome, le dije:
-Las mujeres siempre querrán del hombre una galantería
respetuosa o un piropo original. Eso eleva su autoestima y la hacen sentirse
sensual al hombre. Lo más que me podía gritar era “Viejo Verde” pero nada de
eso ocurrió. Se ve que el piropo la enalteció.
-Bueno. Tú te metes en líos por no seguir mis
consejos. Mira que a la famosa Diva Mirtha Legrand le hicieron un meme en FB
con su retrato de anciana diciendo que a ella “Cristóbal Colón la había violado
a los 16 años” Ella ni se inmutó. Y eso que es una mujer poderosa.
-Vos seguís leyendo al filósofo alemán Edmund
Gustav Albrecht Husserl y su Filosofía
Transcendental, que yo seguiré
admirando a las bellezas femeninas aunque me tilden de viejo verde.
ORLANDO VICENTE
ALVAREZ
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