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THE NEW MAN WAS NEVER BORN. SAVED IN THE DALI BOX BY ORLANDO VICENTE

 

NUNCA NACIO EL HOMBRE NUEVO .SALVO EN EL CUADRO DE DALI,BY ORLANDO VICENTE

 


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NUNCA NACIO EL HOMBRE NUEVO .SALVO EN EL CUADRO DE DALI

BY ORLANDO VICENTE

EL HOMBRE NUEVO, LA HIGIENE ANAL Y EL PERIÓDICO GRAMMA. Cuando llegamos al Séptimo Grado de Secundaria la Revolución cubana había instituido de forma obligatoria “La Escuela al Campo” que era pasar 45 días, suspendidas las labores docentes, en la Agricultura. Éramos unos simples adolescentes venidos de todas partes. Nos entregaban una muda de ropa de trabajo que incluía zapatos tenis, pantalón y una camisa de mangas largas, todo de una tela burda pero resistente. Nosotros las chicas y chicos de lo más entusiasmados. Era la primera vez que nos separábamos por tanto tiempo y nos liberábamos de la tutela de nuestros padres. El entusiasmo era contagioso. No sabíamos que éramos parte de un plan creado por el Che Guevara para formar lo que él llamaba “el hombre nuevo”: trabador obediente a toda orden, revolucionario a toda prueba e ideológicamente formado en el Marxismo-Leninismo. Además de ir separándonos de la generación y los valores de nuestros padres que en su inmensa mayoría era tradicional burguesa aunque fueran campesinos descendientes de africanos y gallegos pobres. Recuerdo que fue en Diciembre. La época principal para los católicos y que ya se iba diluyendo las costumbres de Navidad y de Noche Buena y la cerebración de un nuevo año. Todo bien hasta entonces. Transcurrido los primeros días de trabajo en una granja estatal bien lejos de la ciudad para que la mayoría de nuestros padres no fuera a vernos, empezó el hambre y como teníamos que recoger tomates nos llevábamos hacia el campo una bolsita con sal y nos hartábamos de la vianda hasta quedar saciados y llegara la hora del almuerzo. Pero el gran problema eran los inodoros que nos habían preparados. Eran unos huecos en el cemento con dos ladrillos a cada lado para poner los pies y defecar en cuclillas. Nosotros les llamábamos “coge puntería” porque había que acertar el pequeño orificio con precisión. El papel higiénico que trajimos de casa se nos acabó pronto y tuvimos que usar el diario GRAMMA que no faltaba. Pero había que humedecerlo un poco antes pues raspaba el trasero y después salíamos con el culo entintado de negro. Los huecos no tenían pared al frente así que todo el que pasaba nos veía en ese acto tan privado. Lo mismo sería con las chicas. En la tarde la hora del baño era una agonía pues teníamos que hacer cola para cargar un balde con agua fría- y hacia frio en Diciembre- y bañarse en fila dentro de cuatro paredes. Teníamos que restregarnos bien el culo con jabón de lavar para quitar el entintado. Para los varones no había problemas en andar desnudos. Pero para las chicas no sé cómo se las ingeniaban. Una madrugada apareció una foto amplia de Fidel Castro pegada a la entrada de unos de los baños. Tenía emplastada toda una caca de mierda en la cara y nadie quería ensuciarse al quitarla. Se formó un lio tremendo, discursos, amenazas pero todo quedó ahí. No podían con cientos de adolescentes serios y con la boca herméticamente cerrada. Esa noche nos dieron pescado frito. DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ CUBANO URUGUAYO,GENIO Posted by Orlando Vicente Alvarez at 12:44 AM No comments: Email This BlogThis! Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Labels: #castrismo, #Che Guevara, #cuba, #Escuela al Campo, #fidel castro, #Gramma, #hombre nuevvo, #Papel Higienico, anal, ano, clinning, higiene, limpiar, limpieza, newspaper, periodico

 



REVOLUCION CULTURAL REVOLUTION Una madrugada apareció una foto amplia de Fidel Castro pegada a la entrada de unos de los baños. Tenía emplastada toda una caca de mierda en la cara y nadie quería ensuciarse al quitarla. Se formó un lio tremendo, discursos, amenazas pero todo quedó ahí. No podían con cientos de adolescentes serios y con la boca herméticamente cerrada. Esa noche nos dieron pescado frito.------#cuba THE NEW MAN, THE ANAL CLEANING AND THE GRAMMA NEWSPAPER

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THE NEW MAN, THE ANAL CLEANING AND THE GRAMMA  NEWSPAPER.
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      Dr  Orlando Vicente Álvarez
URUGUAY
   When we arrived at the Seventh Grade of Secondary, the Cuban Revolution had compulsorily instituted "The School to the Field" which was to spend 45 days, suspended the teaching work, in Agriculture.
     We were simple teenagers from everywhere. They gave us a change of work clothes that included tennis shoes, trousers and a long-sleeved shirt, all of a rough but resistant fabric.
     We girls and boys were most excited. It was the first time that we separated for so long and we freed ourselves from the tutelage of our parents. The enthusiasm was contagious.
   We did not know that we were part of a plan created by Che Guevara to form what he called "the new man": obedient traitor to every order, revolutionary in every way and ideologically formed in Marxism-Leninism. In addition to separating ourselves from the generation and values of our parents, who in their immense majority were traditional bourgeois even if they were peasants of African descent and poor Galicians.
   I remember it was in December. The main time for Catholics and that was already diluting the customs of Christmas and Christmas Eve and the cerebration of a new year.
   All good until then. After the first days of work on a state farm far away from the city so that most of our parents did not come to see us, the hunger began and as we had to pick tomatoes we took a bag of salt to the field and we were fed up with them until we were satiated and lunch time arrives.
   But the big problem was the toilets that they had prepared. They were holes in the concrete with two bricks on each side to put the feet and defecate in crouches. We called them "take aim" because you had to hit the small hole accurately.
    The toilet paper that we brought from home was soon over and we had to use the GRAMMA newspaper that was not lacking. But you had to moisten it a bit earlier because it scraped the rear and then we left with the ass inked black. The holes had no wall in front so everyone who passed saw us in that very private act. The same would be with girls.
   In the afternoon bath time was an agony because we had to stand in line to load a bucket with cold water - and it was cold in December - and bathe in a row inside four walls. We had to scrub our asses well with washing soap to remove the inking. For boys there were no problems in walking naked. But for the girls I do not know how they managed.
   One morning a large photo of Fidel Castro appeared stuck to the entrance of one of the bathrooms. A whole peace of shit was plastered on his face and no one wanted to get dirty by removing it. There was a tremendous mess, speeches, threats but everyone was in silent. They could not with hundreds of serious teenagers and with their mouths tightly closed.
   That night they gave us fried fish.

DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBAN URUGUAYAN,GENIUS




EL HOMBRE NUEVO, LA HIGIENE ANAL Y EL PERIÓDICO GRAMMA.

   Cuando llegamos al Séptimo Grado  de  Secundaria la Revolución cubana había instituido de forma obligatoria “La Escuela al Campo” que era pasar 45 días, suspendidas las labores docentes, en la Agricultura.
     Éramos unos simples adolescentes venidos de todas partes. Nos entregaban una muda de ropa de trabajo que  incluía zapatos tenis, pantalón y una camisa de mangas largas, todo de una tela burda pero resistente.
     Nosotros las chicas y chicos de lo más entusiasmados. Era la primera vez que nos separábamos por tanto tiempo y nos liberábamos de la tutela de nuestros padres. El entusiasmo era contagioso.
   No sabíamos que éramos parte de un plan creado por el Che Guevara para formar lo que él llamaba “el hombre nuevo”: trabador obediente a toda orden, revolucionario a toda prueba e ideológicamente formado en el Marxismo-Leninismo. Además de ir separándonos de la generación y los valores de nuestros padres que en su inmensa mayoría era tradicional burguesa aunque fueran campesinos descendientes de africanos y gallegos pobres.
   Recuerdo que fue en Diciembre. La época principal para los católicos y que ya se iba diluyendo las costumbres de Navidad y de Noche Buena y la cerebración de un nuevo año.
   Todo bien hasta entonces. Transcurrido los primeros días de trabajo en una granja estatal bien  lejos de la ciudad para que la mayoría de nuestros padres no fuera a vernos,  empezó el hambre y como teníamos que recoger tomates nos llevábamos hacia el campo una bolsita con sal y nos hartábamos  de la vianda hasta quedar saciados y llegara la hora del almuerzo.
   Pero el gran problema eran los inodoros que nos habían preparados. Eran unos huecos en el cemento con dos ladrillos a cada lado para poner los pies y defecar en cuclillas. Nosotros les llamábamos “coge puntería” porque había que acertar el pequeño orificio con precisión.
    El papel higiénico que trajimos de casa se nos acabó pronto y tuvimos que usar el diario GRAMMA que no faltaba. Pero había que humedecerlo un poco antes pues raspaba el trasero y después salíamos con el culo entintado de negro. Los huecos no tenían pared al frente así que todo el que pasaba nos veía en ese acto tan privado. Lo mismo sería con las chicas.
   En la tarde la hora del baño era una agonía pues teníamos que hacer cola para cargar un balde con agua fría- y hacia frio en Diciembre- y bañarse en fila dentro de cuatro paredes.  Teníamos que restregarnos bien el culo con jabón de lavar para quitar el  entintado.  Para los varones no había problemas en andar desnudos. Pero para las chicas no sé cómo se las ingeniaban.
   Una madrugada apareció una foto amplia de Fidel Castro pegada a la entrada de unos  de los baños. Tenía  emplastada toda una caca de mierda en la cara y nadie quería ensuciarse al quitarla. Se formó un lio tremendo, discursos, amenazas pero todo quedó ahí. No podían con cientos de adolescentes  serios y con la boca herméticamente cerrada.

   Esa noche nos dieron pescado frito.   

DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBANO URUGUAYO,GENIO

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2019

foro sao paulo and CUBA: MISSION CULTURE INSIDE VENEZUELA. NEW AGGIORNAMIENTO OF THE CASTRISTA IDEOLOGY.

CUBA: MISSION CULTURE INSIDE VENEZUELA.
NEW AGGIORNAMIENTO OF THE CASTRISTA IDEOLOGY.

   Aggiornamento or adapting to the culture, idiosyncrasy or education of a people is a strategy taken from the Second Vatican Council to embed the gospel to new cultures, well known by the empires-starting with English-but it was Fidel Castro and Che Guevara- Raúl It was too gross to understand these methods of inculturation of a people and form a new generation, with another ideology, another doctrine incomprehensible to the new youth, and false hopes of a "bright future" to follow the new guidelines of the new leadership imposed on the poor man. 

  But this time they take out all references to Christianity.

  Of course, the "new man" of Che Guevara did not work. Now we must see a youth disappointed by the false promises of the leaders and only worried about surviving taking advantage of any loophole left by the authorities to traffic clothing, appliances and shoes from the capitalist area-read USA. And prostitution in Havana, both female and male, is one of the greatest magnets to attract foreign tourists. 

  Poor Revolutionary youth who is only obsessed with emigrating even to Haiti. Thing that leaves the new rulers calm, of course, as long as they do not reveal themselves ...

   Now they come with the Misión Corazón Adentro Mission- HEART INSIDE- in the poor neighborhoods of Venezuela - I do not think they include the indigenous population of the jungle that would scare the Cubans and their new culture with a clean crush.

  Maduro has already frightened the great middle class of the country, because it was the best prepared to discover the new form of indoctrination. The poor remain, tired of going hungry, of blackouts, of murders when a brave group reveals itself. The upper class - most of the new rich people of the government and the army who have stolen large sums of dollars from the people, call petrodollars or valuable minerals, is calm, because they believe that Maduro will be eternal like all dictators, but take Fidel as an example, Raúl, and now the fool of President Diaz-Canel and his spokesman to the leftist world Gabriela Castro.

   The mission Culture Within one of its objectives is "to teach, to help the communities of Venezuela to discover their own culture, talents and artistic skills, to share their life and their art with the Bolivarian people, one America"

  In other words, they do not settle for Venezuela but "All America" another form of leftist imperialism.

  It  is perfectly clear what this Cuban approach tends to say-developed by the "Think Tank" of the Castro government. Interference not only military in another country but to prepare the people - without an alternative information - to assimilate Chavista concepts, fidelistas, with a pinch of Bolivar who died about 1000 years ago, and perhaps a bit of the brazen Marxist-Leninist doctrine. And thus educate and "culturalize" the new Venezuelan man so that he falls asleep for decades in the Utopia of XXI Century Socialism.

DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBAN URUGUAYEN

SATURDAY, MARCH 30, 2019..............................................................................................................................


MISION CUBANA CULTURA ADENTRO EN VENEZUELA: NUEVO AGGIORNAMENTO DE LA IDEOLOGIA CASTRISTA.



 CUBA: MISION CULTURA ADENTRO EN VENEZUELA.
NUEVO AGGIORNAMIENTO DE LA IDEOLOGÍA CASTRISTA.


   Aggiornamento o adaptarse  a la cultura, idiosincrasia o educación de un pueblo es una estrategia tomada del concilio Vaticano II para incrustrar el evangelio a nuevas culturas,   bastante conocida por los imperios-empezando por  el Inglés- pero fue Fidel Castro y el Che Guevara- Raúl era demasiado bruto para comprender estos métodos de inculturación de un pueblo y formar una nueva generación, con otra ideología, otra doctrina incomprensible para la nueva juventud, y falsas esperanzas de un “futuro luminoso” de seguir los nuevos lineamientos de la nueva dirigencia impuesta al hombre pobre. Pero esta vez sacan toda referencia al cristianismo.

   Por supuesto que el “hombre nuevo” del Che Guevara no cuajó. Ahora hay que ver una juventud desilusionada por las  falsas promesas de los líderes y solo preocupada por sobrevivir aprovechando cualquier resquicio que dejan las autoridades para traficar vestimenta, electrodomésticos y zapatos del área capitalista-léase USA. Y la prostitución en la Habana, tanto femenina o masculina, es una de los mayores imanes para atraer al turismo extranjero. Pobre juventud Revolucionaria que solo está obsesionada con emigrar aunque sea a Haití. Cosa que deja a los nuevos gobernantes tranquilos, claro, mientras no  se revelen…

   Ahora se vienen con La Misión Cultura Corazón Adentro en los barrios pobres de Venezuela- no creo que incluyan la población indígena de la selva que espantarían a los cubanos y su nueva  cultura a flechazo limpio.

   Ya  Maduro ha espantado a la gran clase media del  país, pues era la que mejor estaba preparada  para descubrir la nueva forma de adoctrinamiento. Quedan los pobres, cansados de pasar hambre, de los apagones, de los asesinatos cuando un grupo valiente se revela. La clase alta- la mayoría los nuevos ricos del gobierno y del ejército que han robado cuantiosas  sumas de dólares del pueblo, llámense petrodólares o minerales valiosos, está tranquila, pues creen que Maduro será eterno como todos los dictadores, sino tomen de ejemplo a Fidel Castro, Raúl y ahora  el tonto del presidente Diaz-Canel y su vocera al mundo izquierdista Gabriela Castro.

    La misión Cultura Adentro  uno de sus objetivos es “enseñar , ayudar a las comunidades  de Venezuela  a descubrir  su propia cultura, talentos y aptitudes artísticas, compartir su vida y su arte  junto  al pueblo Bolivariano, una sola América”

  O sea, no se conforman con Venezuela sino “Toda América” otra forma de imperialismo de izquierda.


    Esta perfectamente claro lo que tiende a decir este planteamiento cubano-elaborado por los “Think Tank” del gobierno castrista. Injerencia no solamente militar en otro país sino preparar al pueblo- sin una información alternativa- a asimilar los conceptos  chavistas, fidelistas, con una pizca de Bolívar quien murió hace como 1000 años, y quizás un poco de la desfachatada  doctrina Marxista-leninista. Y así  educar y “culturalizar” al hombre nuevo venezolano para que se duerma durante décadas en la Utopía del Socialismo del Siglo XXI. 


DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ

cubano uruguayo         

TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 2019

VENEZUELA: MISSION CULTURE INSIDE. NEW AGGOIORNAMIENTO OF CASTRISM IDEOLOGY.

  CUBA: MISSION CULTURE INSIDE VENEZUELA.
NEW AGGIORNAMIENTO OF THE CASTRISTA IDEOLOGY.

   Aggiornamento or adapting to the culture, idiosyncrasy or education of a people is a strategy taken from the Second Vatican Council to embed the gospel to new cultures, well known by the empires-starting with English-but it was Fidel Castro and Che Guevara- Raúl It was too gross to understand these methods of inculturation of a people and form a new generation, with another ideology, another doctrine incomprehensible to the new youth, and false hopes of a "bright future" to follow the new guidelines of the new leadership imposed on the poor man. 

  But this time they take out all references to Christianity.

  Of course, the "new man" of Che Guevara did not work. Now we must see a youth disappointed by the false promises of the leaders and only worried about surviving taking advantage of any loophole left by the authorities to traffic clothing, appliances and shoes from the capitalist area-read USA. And prostitution in Havana, both female and male, is one of the greatest magnets to attract foreign tourists. 

  Poor Revolutionary youth who is only obsessed with emigrating even to Haiti. Thing that leaves the new rulers calm, of course, as long as they do not reveal themselves ...

   Now they come with the Misión Corazón Adentro Mission- HEART INSIDE- in the poor neighborhoods of Venezuela - I do not think they include the indigenous population of the jungle that would scare the Cubans and their new culture with a clean crush.

  Maduro has already frightened the great middle class of the country, because it was the best prepared to discover the new form of indoctrination. The poor remain, tired of going hungry, of blackouts, of murders when a brave group reveals itself. The upper class - most of the new rich people of the government and the army who have stolen large sums of dollars from the people, call petrodollars or valuable minerals, is calm, because they believe that Maduro will be eternal like all dictators, but take Fidel as an example, Raúl, and now the fool of President Diaz-Canel and his spokesman to the leftist world Gabriela Castro.

   The mission Culture Within one of its objectives is "to teach, to help the communities of Venezuela to discover their own culture, talents and artistic skills, to share their life and their art with the Bolivarian people, one America"

  In other words, they do not settle for Venezuela but "All America" another form of leftist imperialism.

  It  is perfectly clear what this Cuban approach tends to say-developed by the "Think Tank" of the Castro government. Interference not only military in another country but to prepare the people - without an alternative information - to assimilate Chavista concepts, fidelistas, with a pinch of Bolivar who died about 1000 years ago, and perhaps a bit of the brazen Marxist-Leninist doctrine. And thus educate and "culturalize" the new Venezuelan man so that he falls asleep for decades in the Utopia of XXI Century Socialism.

DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBAN URUGUAYAN
GENIUS

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2019

VENEZUELA ES CUBA ,AGGIORNAMIENTO,MISION CULTURA NEW COMUNISM SIGLE XXI

 CUBA: MISION CULTURA ADENTRO EN VENEZUELA.
NUEVO AGGIORNAMIENTO DE LA IDEOLOGÍA CASTRISTA.


   Aggiornamento o adaptarse  a la cultura, idiosincrasia o educación de un pueblo es una estrategia tomada del concilio Vaticano II para incrustrar el evangelio a nuevas culturas,   bastante conocida por los imperios-empezando por  el Inglés- pero fue Fidel Castro y el Che Guevara- Raúl era demasiado bruto para comprender estos métodos de inculturación de un pueblo y formar una nueva generación, con otra ideología, otra doctrina incomprensible para la nueva juventud, y falsas esperanzas de un “futuro luminoso” de seguir los nuevos lineamientos de la nueva dirigencia impuesta al hombre pobre. Pero esta vez sacan toda referencia al cristianismo.

   Por supuesto que el “hombre nuevo” del Che Guevara no cuajó. Ahora hay que ver una juventud desilusionada por las  falsas promesas de los líderes y solo preocupada por sobrevivir aprovechando cualquier resquicio que dejan las autoridades para traficar vestimenta, electrodomésticos y zapatos del área capitalista-léase USA. Y la prostitución en la Habana, tanto femenina o masculina, es una de los mayores imanes para atraer al turismo extranjero. Pobre juventud Revolucionaria que solo está obsesionada con emigrar aunque sea a Haití. Cosa que deja a los nuevos gobernantes tranquilos, claro, mientras no  se revelen…

   Ahora se vienen con La Misión Cultura Corazón Adentro en los barrios pobres de Venezuela- no creo que incluyan la población indígena de la selva que espantarían a los cubanos y su nueva  cultura a flechazo limpio.

   Ya  Maduro ha espantado a la gran clase media del  país, pues era la que mejor estaba preparada  para descubrir la nueva forma de adoctrinamiento. Quedan los pobres, cansados de pasar hambre, de los apagones, de los asesinatos cuando un grupo valiente se revela. La clase alta- la mayoría los nuevos ricos del gobierno y del ejército que han robado cuantiosas  sumas de dólares del pueblo, llámense petrodólares o minerales valiosos, está tranquila, pues creen que Maduro será eterno como todos los dictadores, sino tomen de ejemplo a Fidel Castro, Raúl y ahora  el tonto del presidente Diaz-Canel y su vocera al mundo izquierdista Gabriela Castro.

    La misión Cultura Adentro  uno de sus objetivos es “enseñar , ayudar a las comunidades  de Venezuela  a descubrir  su propia cultura, talentos y aptitudes artísticas, compartir su vida y su arte  junto  al pueblo Bolivariano, una sola América”

  O sea, no se conforman con Venezuela sino “Toda América” otra forma de imperialismo de izquierda.



    Esta perfectamente claro lo que tiende a decir este planteamiento cubano-elaborado por los “Think Tank” del gobierno castrista. Injerencia no solamente militar en otro país sino preparar al pueblo- sin una información alternativa- a asimilar los conceptos  chavistas, fidelistas, con una pizca de Bolívar quien murió hace como 1000 años, y quizás un poco de la desfachatada  doctrina Marxista-leninista. Y así  educar y “culturalizar” al hombre nuevo venezolano para que se duerma durante décadas en la Utopía del Socialismo del Siglo XXI.  
DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBANO URUGUAYO
GENIO        

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2020

A WOMAN POLICE AND HER HUSBAND

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CUBA. DINNER WITH A WOMAN POLICE AND HER HUSBAND.

  When I was in Cuba one night a policewoman and her husband-the latter a distant relative of mine-invited us to dinner at their house.

   The lady received us kindly.

  -Coming. Coming.. You are at your home.- she said with a loud voice of a lioness, a cigar maker or a menopause.

  - Sit down, please, that at your ages you  will not grow anymore.

   The police was an opulent woman, with a big bust that only the bodice could contain. Wide hips, arms like hams and a face made up as if to participate in an imminent glamor contest.

   - Here I introduce  you my husband ...

  - Very, very good ...

   -Come here, kid. Since when do you "like", if your taste buds have already atrophied? Sit yourself too... No in the chair of my guess but on the couch of the dog, which resembles you, ha ha ha ... You visitors, sit on the new couch that I bought recently.

   The poor man, docile and ashamed, obeyed without a sound, while we, without uttering words, took our seat on the famous new couch.

   Someone knocked on the door.

   -Hi. Come in. My friend. What a joy to see you again! - and addressing us - He is a journalist. He belongs to the UNEAC and all that.

  He was a young man, half mulatto, strong and shy. Without further protocol he took a seat next to us on the couch.

   -Her name is Rufino- the woman said, -but don't be frightened by such a peculiar name, he inherited it from his grandfather who was a blond spaniard who married a black woman about a century ago- and introduced  us.

    - they are doctors ... Ahh ... I forgot their specialty, it was ...

    -Specialist in feet.-I said intimidated

  .- Which foot, the right or the left? Look, now there are specialties from all parts of the body, even from the saliva ... ha ha ha ... By the way. Couldn't you take care of my husband's left foot? It has a bunion that there is no shoe that fits and also snores at night. If he looks like an old steam locomotive. Ha ha ha.

   We, intimacied. didn't dare to say anything.

    The young Rufino seemed silent and the husband disappeared into the soft couch of the dog that had already lost its form.

   - Dinner is ready. Take a seat at the table of diners, please.

   My wife and I had already lost our appetite but we sat at the table in silence.

  - Guess what?... If even has pork roast. I got it with a small bribe I gave to a peasant for speeding ... Do not tell anyone... But we, the police, also have the right to live as God intended and from time to time we have live as normal ones.

   Rufino started talking about music.

   - Do you have Beethoven?

  -To who? Here we do not listen to foreign music ... Unless we know a man around here. His name is Betho, he won't be the new husband of Juanita, my neighbor? Because she raises a new husband every year as if they were a new dress. That is a liberated woman...

   -No- said young Ramiro- he is a composer of classical music. Won't you have a record of him to liven up the dinner with his symphonies and choirs?

   -Not beautiful man. Here only salsa music like "Sandunguera" by Los Van Van.

  -Do you want me to put it on? Said Rufino.

   -Uff my son, since my husbandI don't put me it ... a long, long time ago, this husband of mine, doesn't know what that is...

   There was silence.

   Rufino interceded for the husband:

   -Be more kind to him. Look, he seems to be a very sensitive man.

   -Yes. He has the sensibility of a refrigerator with freezer.

   The embarrassed husband lowered his head. After a minute he exclaimed:

   -But this pig has no smell as a  pork- he said almost angered, it's seen that the hint of his wife had touched a sensitive point.

  -Come here, kid. Since when do you have sense of smell, if even that has been lost, here who smells the food is me... Truth doctor, his wife and Rufino?

  -Yes I can see.

  I saw myself saying in defense of the poor husband.

   When the dinner was over and we had a coffee mug, we went to the portal. There was a brick bench almost at the door of the house. Rufino sat on it. The woman police also sits two meters from the young man.

  - Come here, young man. You have a girlfriend? - said the police woman approaching half a meter to the young man.

  -Yes. I have a girlfriend several months ago ..

  .- Could not you keep two women, look like you're strong as a bull? And women are left on the street.

  She went a little closer to Rufino.

  - Wouldn't you like a mature woman, sow in bed but a lady to society?

  The woman clung more to Rufino until she almost put an arm around his shoulder, and the husband silently smoked a cigar at the door of the house.

   My wife and I, witnessed the scene with a desire to laugh, of course, we had taken five beers.

   -No.- said Rufino- until now I don't want the sows ... By the way ... The piglet that we ate wouldn't be a sow or a piglet?

  -But what do you say Rufino ... You've offended me ... Now everyone goes to their house. If you don't quickly you have to pay a fine for indecent assault. Let's go. Walking, that's the Devil comes.

  The last time I saw the police woman were in Emergency at the Hospital.

   She brought an inmate to the doctor, in chains. She has green uniform, a gun in her hip and  all that.

   I greeted her with a gesture. She recognized me and approached me.

   -Good. Doctor. Now I work as a custodian in the women's prison. I do not know why they moved me over there. But I'm fine. And look, the inmates are not easy. I have to have a lot of courage to face and control them...

  -I don't know why they put you in custody if you are so sweet ...-I said.

  -Thank you Doctor. It's nice to hear some courtship from time to time. ... Between us, are you still married to that skeleton and blonde white? Because I am now available. I threw my husband's useless and you can believe ...

  -What? Did he leave sad and distressed?

  -Don't. He left with an attack of joy and laughter. For me, he was crazy.

                                        Dr       Orlando Vicente Álvarez
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