HUMOR: FIDEL CASTRO, ITS OLIVE GREEN UNIFORM AND OTHER CAMANEOLIC CHANGES.:

  HUMOR: FIDEL CASTRO, ITS OLIVE GREEN UNIFORM AND OTHER CAMANEOLIC CHANGES.: 

Fidel Castro, the great leader of the Cuban Revolution didn't make himself alone with his weapons and stubborn bearded men. No. He knew the influence on the masses that a well-crafted image, part of the cult of the personality of the tyrants - currently look at the stars of Pop - and remained in the uniform of the guerrilla fighter of the Sierra Maestra and even with a hat and all the scaffolding that the fight was still going on.

  The beard was also part of his image as Prince of Communism.Only the face and hands escaped that constant color. The deserting officers say to exile that he slept with briefs "kills passions underpants" also of the aforementioned color and that he had a small opening to urinate and to make love-they say that he didnt remove them for that.  He have felt naked.

  He had heard the Soviet President criticizing the cult of Estalin's personality and the idolatry of the Russian people to the point that when he died like a thousand citizens crushed to see the beloved dead leader died in the intact. Kruchev talked about it at one of the Congresses of the Soviet Party and Castro took account of the fact. He had to find a newer way for the people to worship him after the grim reaper saw him. The God of the Old Testament had no image or sculpture to worship. Forbidden for Jews and Christians. So Fidel would manage people with another more effective way of worshiping.

  At the beginning of the 1960s, he prohibited the placing of monuments, statues or names on the streets of a living leader. He didn't want competition. But years later he suffered from Hybrys Syndrome and regretted those speeches of false modesty. Already his flatterers would be in charge of investing something that would perpetuate their legacy. He even seized our flag: it was for the Castro-communists and anyone who opposed his delusional ideas: exile or rot in jail. Ahh. And in the wake the Cuban flag couldn't be displayed. This was the exclusive property of his followers.

 But over the years of wearing the olive uniform, it came out on the skin like a green fungal mycosis that had no dermatologist to remove it. But the big surprise was when he began to pee greenish. This really alarmed him. He have consulted with the best urologists in the capital. None knew a kidney or bladder condition that colored urine of that color. Perhaps some trip to Africa had caught some bladder parasite that gave no symptoms except the novel coloration.

  He resigned himself with the months but didn't abandon his olive green uniform. When he shit, he didn't watch the shit if it wasn't also olive green.The tongue hypertrophied by the long and tired speeches, thank God that it remained red as a good beef eater that he was.

  Then came the Ibero-American summits and without consulting the people - he who was asking the four winds about a miraculous cow that broke the Guinness Record in milk production - changed his olive green uniform to a very white Cuban guayabera. Of course, the Latin American  was less "Left" and had to wear a look that Cuba was also open to change, to renewal.

   He also stood out among other presidents with his worn olive green uniform- they say he bathed twice a week because he lived in air-conditioned mansions and didn't sweat like the whole town- What a great hoax! In his internal jurisdiction he would continue to be the same Dictator of always, with hard hand and cutting heads to those who made the slightest warning that he was wrong - less his blood brother - who he had already chosen as his successor.

  On another summit he dressed in black suit and tie of magnificent cut. All a chameleonic change to deceive the world and continue to blame the blockade of all the evils of Cuba.

  When death approached - he knew it very well - he appeared before the TV cameras in a sports uniform of the Adidas firm, the fiercest representative of Capitalism that he swore to fight since the early years of the revolution. Things of the last days of the kings when they know they are going to die!

  But it doesn't end there. His egolatry was so strong that it transcended death. His last false modesty was to be "cremated." Of course, he was too emaciated for a body vigil present in the Revolution Square. In addition, so they could walk around the country and the people on the sides of the route said their last goodbye: "until always commander". While tongue in they said like the Galicians "what gave birth to you"

  And so he went to his mausoleum, which was similar to a large ostrich egg and with the simple name of FIDEL. How modest and simple was the commander. Already his flatterers would be in charge of keeping his vision of a just society in force.

  How modest and simple was the commander. Already their flatterers would be in charge of keeping their vision of a just society in force where the Communist Royalty enjoys the pleasures of life and the people are starving.

           ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ.