HUMOR. CONFESSION TO A PRIEST.
ORLANDO VICENTE
A man enters a confeccionary. The Priest in his place feels the presence of the knight.
- What do you have to confess, my son?
- Ujuum. Father, the problem is that I throw a lot of gas at any time and anywhere
. But, son, that's a natural thing. Christ forgives everything.
Suddenly the man throws a thunderous gas.
-Go, Father, tha is.
. The priest says:
-Excuse son but by the smell I feel that this time you shit.
- And what do I do now, Father?
- Go before the Lord and pray 15 Hail Mary and 20 Our Father that the Lord forgives everything, even the bad smells ... and do not worry about the shit that you scatter that the Sacristan deals with.
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