THE WITCH
OWNER OF PUNTAESTEÑO SUPERMARKET.
Once upon a time there was a woman who owns
a supermarket called "swallows", that is, they open only in summer
when tourism comes.
A man, a regular customer of the service,
always bought cheese, ham, baguette and other items.
One afternoon, under a blazing heat, he went
as always to buy his bread and ham, which were his special diet in the
afternoons. He spent about 300 pesos but he lacked ONE peso to complete the
figure.
The witch, because otherwise you could not
call that woman who was crying because of a simple weight, she snapped:
-Lack a weight .- said in a threatening
voice.
The man checked his wallet thoroughly and did
not find the happy coin. And he told the woman:
-Sorry. But I forgot to bring you often.
-Please bring it to me today no later than
tomorrow.
The man, embarrassed among so many customers
picked up his purchase and left.
Already at home He was restless. How to be so
greedy by a simple weight?
He was attacked by a psychotic furor and
looked in his wallet for a 20 pesos bill and went to the market.
The witch, I say the woman, had left her post behind
the cash register and was talking to some customers.
The man, banknote in hand, interrupted her
and said in a firm voice:
-Here has the weight that you lacked. Take
the remaining 19 because you can see that you need it more than me.
The woman said:
-But. But. But.
The man turned and left.
The witch was happy with the twenty extra
pesos she had required from the man.
In hell there is a special place for this
type of merchant: they make her eat burning coins but worse is to shit them.
