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HUMOR: FIDEL CASTRO, ITS OLIVE GREEN UNIFORM AND OTHER CAMANEOLIC CHANGES.:

  HUMOR: FIDEL CASTRO, ITS OLIVE GREEN UNIFORM AND OTHER CAMANEOLIC CHANGES.: 

Fidel Castro, the great leader of the Cuban Revolution didn't make himself alone with his weapons and stubborn bearded men. No. He knew the influence on the masses that a well-crafted image, part of the cult of the personality of the tyrants - currently look at the stars of Pop - and remained in the uniform of the guerrilla fighter of the Sierra Maestra and even with a hat and all the scaffolding that the fight was still going on.

  The beard was also part of his image as Prince of Communism.Only the face and hands escaped that constant color. The deserting officers say to exile that he slept with briefs "kills passions underpants" also of the aforementioned color and that he had a small opening to urinate and to make love-they say that he didnt remove them for that.  He have felt naked.

  He had heard the Soviet President criticizing the cult of Estalin's personality and the idolatry of the Russian people to the point that when he died like a thousand citizens crushed to see the beloved dead leader died in the intact. Kruchev talked about it at one of the Congresses of the Soviet Party and Castro took account of the fact. He had to find a newer way for the people to worship him after the grim reaper saw him. The God of the Old Testament had no image or sculpture to worship. Forbidden for Jews and Christians. So Fidel would manage people with another more effective way of worshiping.

  At the beginning of the 1960s, he prohibited the placing of monuments, statues or names on the streets of a living leader. He didn't want competition. But years later he suffered from Hybrys Syndrome and regretted those speeches of false modesty. Already his flatterers would be in charge of investing something that would perpetuate their legacy. He even seized our flag: it was for the Castro-communists and anyone who opposed his delusional ideas: exile or rot in jail. Ahh. And in the wake the Cuban flag couldn't be displayed. This was the exclusive property of his followers.

 But over the years of wearing the olive uniform, it came out on the skin like a green fungal mycosis that had no dermatologist to remove it. But the big surprise was when he began to pee greenish. This really alarmed him. He have consulted with the best urologists in the capital. None knew a kidney or bladder condition that colored urine of that color. Perhaps some trip to Africa had caught some bladder parasite that gave no symptoms except the novel coloration.

  He resigned himself with the months but didn't abandon his olive green uniform. When he shit, he didn't watch the shit if it wasn't also olive green.The tongue hypertrophied by the long and tired speeches, thank God that it remained red as a good beef eater that he was.

  Then came the Ibero-American summits and without consulting the people - he who was asking the four winds about a miraculous cow that broke the Guinness Record in milk production - changed his olive green uniform to a very white Cuban guayabera. Of course, the Latin American  was less "Left" and had to wear a look that Cuba was also open to change, to renewal.

   He also stood out among other presidents with his worn olive green uniform- they say he bathed twice a week because he lived in air-conditioned mansions and didn't sweat like the whole town- What a great hoax! In his internal jurisdiction he would continue to be the same Dictator of always, with hard hand and cutting heads to those who made the slightest warning that he was wrong - less his blood brother - who he had already chosen as his successor.

  On another summit he dressed in black suit and tie of magnificent cut. All a chameleonic change to deceive the world and continue to blame the blockade of all the evils of Cuba.

  When death approached - he knew it very well - he appeared before the TV cameras in a sports uniform of the Adidas firm, the fiercest representative of Capitalism that he swore to fight since the early years of the revolution. Things of the last days of the kings when they know they are going to die!

  But it doesn't end there. His egolatry was so strong that it transcended death. His last false modesty was to be "cremated." Of course, he was too emaciated for a body vigil present in the Revolution Square. In addition, so they could walk around the country and the people on the sides of the route said their last goodbye: "until always commander". While tongue in they said like the Galicians "what gave birth to you"

  And so he went to his mausoleum, which was similar to a large ostrich egg and with the simple name of FIDEL. How modest and simple was the commander. Already his flatterers would be in charge of keeping his vision of a just society in force.

  How modest and simple was the commander. Already their flatterers would be in charge of keeping their vision of a just society in force where the Communist Royalty enjoys the pleasures of life and the people are starving.

           ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ.

FIDEL CASTRO: FIRST TOP CUBAN MODEL OF A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY.

   FIDEL CASTRO: FIRST TOP CUBAN MODEL OF A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY.

  After our Commander in Chief suffered that spectacular fall on the steps down of a stage where he had offered another of his long speeches of glory, nationalism and other needs, it seems that it made him see that he was mortal as every human being. Did that trance humanize it?

  The flattering journalists gave few notes of the consequence of that spectacular fall in front of all the people who still endured their usual harangues. I remember "The Chronicles of a Rest" of the newspaper Granma, so that the people knew that the commander, recovering, still dealt with the affairs of the country.

  Then it was worse. Came his strange operation that was kept secret, although later they called a famous Spanish doctor to say “that they had done everything well” -How many dollars they have paid him? - the same surgeons who had operated the beloved Comandante Chávez years before , so that the people and the bad tongues of the world didn't suspect the ability of Cuban doctors.

  They attended to that human being - Fidel Castro - who, like other “immortals” in history such as Greta Garbo, Lenin, Stalin, etc., had created the legend of the mystery, the gift of ubiquity and who only knew their private life Ministers and closest relatives. -The population did not imagine that he shits and had sex as a mere mortal- No. The Gods don't do those things.

  Well, after the operation, the TV presented a commander who looked like a ghost: old age highlighted pre-morten features: gray-haired, with a white beard and like an obedient and sad child. But that was nothing. It seems that the beloved Commander had retrospectively seen how the utopian socialist or communist society had failed, and that had hit him more than his illness.

  Apparently, disappointed, he loosened and gave a chance to the capitalist transnationals or at least that seemed. I don't know if the image of a defeated communist and flexing his arms was fixed on TV around the world, to show that he was still alive, and with a sports team that said: Fidel Castro Ruz. But there was a detail that I think not much noticed. 

  The sports team sponsored him were no less than the multinational ADIDAS. After speaking for so many years of colonizing capitalism that changed until the dress of the people of underdeveloped countries with the corresponding Ideological Amusement. He was Adidas TOP MODEL for the world, in exchange for no one knows which deal. For the Cuban people I know it wasn't that brand. Look at our Commander in his last weeks!

  He had already recognized his mortality and prepared his will. Very easy. That he was cremated - he was very old and emaciated to mummify him like the old pharaohs or Lenin - but that his Mausoleum was next to Marti's, from whom he descended directly, not by inheritance of blood but by convenient confluence with his ideology. 

 And in a stone that inspired solidity and simplicity, as his Ego had been and with his simple name nothing more: FIDEL. Simple modesty?

  Already his flatterers would be responsible for walking his ashes throughout Cuba and an honor guard would guard his grave. Ultimate cult of the personality of an egotist.

  This was our first male TOP MODEL in his last days. A small concession to the "discredited" consumer society.

                        ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ

FIDEL CASTRO: PRIMER TOP MODEL CUBANO DE UNA COMPAÑÍA MULTINACIONAL.

 

 FIDEL CASTRO: PRIMER TOP MODEL CUBANO DE UNA COMPAÑÍA MULTINACIONAL.

      

  Después que nuestro Comandante en Jefe sufrió aquella aparatosa caída en los escalones bajándose de un estrado donde había ofrecido otro de sus largos discursos de gloria, nacionalismo y otras necesidades, parece que aquello le hizo ver que era mortal como todo ser humano. ¿Acaso aquel trance lo humanizo?

 Los  periodistas aduladores daban pocas notas de la consecuencia de aquella caída aparatosa frente a todo el pueblo que aun soportaba sus arengas de siempre. Recuerdo “Las Crónicas de un Descanso” del diario Granma, para que el pueblo supiera que el comandante, recuperándose, aun se ocupaba de los asuntos del país.

  Después fue peor. Vino su extraña operación que se mantuvo en secreto, aunque después llamaron a un famoso médico español para que dijera “que todo lo habían hecho bien”-¿Cuántos dólares le habrán pagado?- los mismos cirujanos que años antes habían operado al querido Comandante Chávez, para que el pueblo ni las malas lenguas del mundo no sospechara  de la capacidad de los galenos cubanos.

 Atendieron a aquel ser humano –Fidel Castro- que como otros “inmortales” de  la historia como Greta Garbo, Lenin, Stalin, etc., habían creado la leyenda del misterio, el don de la ubicuidad y que de su vida privada solo conocían sus ministros y familiares más cercanos. –la población no se imaginaba que cagaba y tenía sexo como un simple mortal- No. Los Dioses no hacen esas cosas.

  Pues después de la operación la TV presentó a un comandante que parecía un fantasma: la vejez le resaltaba los rasgos pre morten: canoso, con la barba blanca y como un niño obediente y triste. Pero eso no era nada. Parece que el querido Comandante había visto retrospectivamente cómo la utópica sociedad socialista o comunista había fracasado, y eso lo había golpeado más  que su enfermedad.

  Al parecer, desengañado, aflojó y dio un chance a las transnacionales  capitalista o al menos eso parecia. No sé si se fijaron en la TV de todo el  mundo la imagen de un comunista derrotado y flexionando los brazos, para demostrar que aún estaba vivo, y con un equipo deportivo que decia: Fidel Castro Ruz. Pero había un  detalle que creo no mucho notaron. El equipo deportivo lo patrocinaba nada menos que la multinacional ADIDAS.

  Después de hablar durante tantos años del capitalismo colonizador que cambiaba hasta la vestimenta del pueblo de los países subdesarrollados con el correspondiente Diversionismo Ideológico, era el  TOP MODEL de Adidas para el mundo, a cambio de nadie sabe cuál trato. Para el pueblo cubano yo sé que no era aquella marca. ¡Mira nuestro Comandante en sus últimas semanas!

  Ya había reconocido su mortalidad y preparó su testamento. Muy sencillo. Que lo cremaran-estaba muy viejo y demacrado para momificarlo como a los antiguos faraones o Lenin- pero que su Mausoleo estuviera junto al de Martí, de quien descendía directamente, no por herencia de sangre sino por conveniente confluencia con su ideario. Y en una piedra que inspirara solidez y sencillez, como su  Ego había sido y con su sencillo nombre nada más: FIDEL. ¿Simple modestia?

   Ya sus aduladores se encargarían de pasear sus cenizas por toda Cuba y una guardia de honor custodiaría su tumba. Ultimo culto a la personalidad de un ególatra.

   Así fue nuestro primer TOP MODEL masculino en sus últimos días. Una pequeña concesión a la “desprestigiada” sociedad de consumo.   

                              ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ 

  

MADURO: the russian Guarddaves and Infiltrated cuban military.

MADURO: THE CUBAN, RUSSIAN AND INFILTRATED GUARDDAVES.

  It seems that the auto proclaimed "President of Venezuela" has hired hundreds of Russians-ex-soldiers of the glorious Soviet army, former members of the KGB and other adventure hustlers, who for hundreds of thousands of dollars a day have to take care of the president up to a spine on the stem of a flower that can dig into hisr skin.

  I think Maduro already feels "ripe" like a fruit or rotten about to fall to the ground. But these modern tiranazuelos currently never fall "down" Before, they take out of their bank accounts-God knows what bank-and when the end is inevitable, they take their private plane with all the gold and bills that have swiped the people and they live in a country as totalitarian as theirs: be it Cuba, North Korea or Iran.

  And there to enjoy the good life that denied it to their own people. And to the Russian mercenaries: take the money and you never saw me.But not only Russian mercenaries have hired. For years it has thousands of Cuban military members of the Ministry of the Interior or the Armed Forces very well camouflaged far from the people but near Maduro and his henchmen.

   They advise the Venezuelan military and teach tactics on how to repress the people. And no longer for the so-called "Proletarian Internationalism". Now it is for a payment in dollars or for economic interests that even Cuba aspires to exploit in Venezuela. The same as they used to accuse the northern empire. USA knows this very well, but it seems that Cuba is taking them out little by little because the regime is watering everywhere and does not want to antagonize other countries and the investments that will reach Cuba.

   Another utopia that Diaz-Canel gives us to see if the Cuban people tighten their belts - there are no holes left to take the belt to the limit - and wait and wait for an opening that will never take place while Communism prevails on the island.

  For now, the CQC, that diabolical invention of the Cuban government so that they do not touch a dollar bill with their hands - some sectors of the population that receive remittances from abroad - before and now they are told that they had "been born in Cuba by mistake. "-The majority of Cubans in exile and almost all of them inside the island remain silent for fear of being denied entry to the country where they were born. To those who are still on the island, silence, in case you are denied a trip abroad where most of them ask for asylum.

  The Cubans who have recently come to the southern hemisphere do not talk about politics, they remain silent when they touch the issue and they lodge another opposition Cuban, they also feel the fear inscribed in their minds that any Cuban around can be a spy member of the communist regime.

   Until that has come the terror and fear planted in Cuba for years. It has disunited the Cubans and the brotherhood of the islanders, thanks to the communist regime.Poor Diaz-Canel, has read the countless speeches of Fidel of the 70s or 80s - the president left us with something oligophrenic because nothing original has occurred to him - but the dollars have no ideology and constantly flow into the coffers of the hierarchs Cubans who do not give any account to the people of how that money is invested.

  Another one of the "transparency" that the new constitution  to be approved by the prople soon.

  While the people of Venezuela swallows their tears and hopes that the world will be sorry for them.But our Spanish ancestors were like that. They held and held until someone outside took the chestnuts out of the fire.At least the Venezuelans take to the streets to protest.

  What would happen to us Cubans if we did?There's the police and the army. They are many decades of indoctrination and silence. But hope is in the new generation, which has caught the taste of capitalism and consumerism. At least, desideologizados, will be launched into the streets to fight with their hands, even in exchange for a cowboy Levi's or Adidas Tennis or Nike.

INFILTRACION EN AMERICA LATINA.TANGO ROJO DE ESPIAS.RUSSIA.MADURO: Los Guardaespaldas Rusos e Infiltrados cubanos.

  MADURO: LOS GUARDAESPALDAS RUSOS E INFILTRADOS CUBANOS.

   Parece que el auto proclamado “Presidente de Venezuela”  ha contratado a cientos de rusos-ex militares del glorioso ejército soviético, ex miembros de la KGB  y otros buscavidas de aventuras, que por cientos de miles de dólares diarios tienen que cuidar al mandatario hasta de una espina del tallo de una  flor que pueda clavarse en su piel.

   Creo que Maduro ya se siente “madurito” como una fruta o podrida a punto de caer al suelo. Pero estos tiranazuelos modernos actualmente nunca caen “hacia abajo” Antes, sacan de sus cuentas bancaria-sabrá Dios de qué banco- y cuando el final es inevitable, toman su avión privado con todo el oro y billetes que le han birlado al pueblo y se asilan en algún país tan totalitario como el suyo: sea Cuba, Corea del Norte o Irán.

  Y ahí a disfrutar la buena vida que les negó a su propio pueblo. Y a los mercenarios rusos: tomen la plata y ustedes nunca me vieron.

  Pero no solo mercenarios  rusos ha contratado. Desde hace años tiene miles de cubanos militares miembros del Ministerio del Interior o  de la Fuerzas Armadas muy bien camuflados lejos del pueblo pero cerca de Maduro y sus secuaces. Asesoran a los militares venezolanos y le enseñan  tácticas de cómo reprimir al pueblo. Y ya no más por el llamado "Internacionalismo Proletario". Ahora es por un pago en dólares o por intereses económicos que aun Cuba aspira a explotar en Venezuela. Lo mismo de que antes acusaban al imperio del norte. 

   USA lo sabe muy bien, pero parece que Cuba los está sacando de a poco porque el régimen hace agua  por todas partes y no quiere enemistarse con otros países y las inversiones que llegarán a Cuba.         Otra utopía que nos regala Diaz-Canel para ver si el pueblo cubano se aprieta más el cinto- ya no quedan orificios para llevar el cinto al límite- y espera y espera una apertura que nunca se producirá mientras el Comunismo impere en la isla.

  Por ahora, los CQC, ese invento diabólico del gobierno cubano para que este ni roce con las manos un billete de dólar- algunos sectores de la población que reciben remesas del extranjero- antes y ahora se les dice que habían “nacido en Cuba por equivocación”-

   La mayoría de cubanos del exilio y casi todos dentro de la isla permanecen callados por miedo a que les nieguen la entrada al país donde nacieron. A los que aún están en la isla, silencio, por si le niegan un viaje al extranjero donde la mayoría piden asilo.

  Los cubanos que han venido últimamente al hemisferio sur no hablan de política, permanecen callados cuando se les toca el tema y se alojan de otro cubano opositor, también sienten el miedo inscripto en sus mentes que cualquier cubano alrededor puede ser miembro espía del régimen comunista. Hasta eso ha llegado el terror y el miedo sembrado en Cuba durante años. Ha desunido la cubanidad y la hermandad de los isleños, gracias al régimen comunista.

El pobre Diaz-Canel, se ha leído los incontables discursos de Fidel de los años 70 u 80 – el presidente nos salió algo oligofrénico pues nada original se le ha ocurrido-pero los dólares no tienen ideología y fluyen constantemente a las arcas de los jerarcas cubanos que no dan cuenta ninguna al pueblo de cómo se invierte ese  dinero.

  Otra de las “transparencia” que aduce la nueva constitución a aprobar por el pueblo próximamente.

 

Mientras el pueblo de Venezuela se traga sus lágrimas y espera que el mundo se conduele de ellos.

  Pero nuestros ancestros españoles eran así. Aguantaban y aguantaban hasta que alguien de afuera les sacara las castañas del fuego.

  Al menos los venezolanos salen  a las  calles a protestar.

  ¿Qué nos pasaría a nosotros los cubanos si lo hiciéramos?

  Ahí está la policía y el ejército. Son muchas décadas de adoctrinamiento y silencio. Pero la esperanza se encuentra en la nueva generación, que le ha cogido sabor al capitalismo y al consumismo. Al menos, desideologizados, se lanzarán a las calles para luchar con sus manos,  aunque  sea a cambio de un vaquero Levi’s o Tenis Adidas o Nike.